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Post by Fidei Defensor on Sept 19, 2006 21:10:00 GMT 7
Television from Iraq Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
1. "Husseinfeld"
2. "Mad About Everything"
3. "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
4. "Suddenly Sanctions"
5. "Allah McBeal"
6. "Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
7. "Achmed's Creek"
8. "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
9. "Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs"
10. "Just Shoot Me"
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silverceres15
Young Adult Eagle
Can't take my eyes off you
Posts: 203
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Post by silverceres15 on Sept 21, 2006 14:43:39 GMT 7
^^ROFLMAO..haha
that was funny!!
Uhm..I'll edit this post after I find jokes!
-edit-
haha..I've found really funny jokes! here you go:
Colonial Mentality
Dahil sa nananatiling "Colonial Mentality" ng ating mga kababayan, marami ang nagpapalit ng kanilang mga pangalan matapos silang sumumpa ng kanilang US citizenship. Sa ibaba nito ay mga halimbawa ng mga datihang Pilipino na tuluyan ng itinakwil and kani - kanilang pangalang Pilipino.
Pangalang Pilipino ... Ipinalit sa American Name
1. Restituto Fruto - Tutti Fruti 2. Casimiro Bocaycay - Cashmere Bouquet 3. Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore 4. Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease 5. Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer's Disease 6. Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun 7. Francisco Portero - Frank Porter 8. Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker 9. Esteban Pagtakhan - Stevie Wonder 10. Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods 11. Burgos Hari - Burger King 12. Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World 13. Maria Natividad - Mary Christmas 14. Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year
Asenso Na
IDOT: "Kumusta na? Long time no see ah!" BONI: "Kararating ko lang galing sa Africa." IDOT: "Africa?" BONI: "Doon kami nadestino." IDOT: "Hindi ba maraming cannibals doon?" BONI: "Nakakatakot nga, pero mga edukado na ngayon sila." IDOT: "Hindi na ba sila kumakain ng tao?" BONI: "Nangangain pa rin ng tao, pero gumagamit na ng kutsara!"
Pilosopo
MR DANILO: "I am your teacher, I am good in three languages." PIKAW: "What are the subjects you're good at?" MR DANILO: "Oh, I like Math and English." PIKAW: "How do you say 'good morning' in Algebra?"
hahahhaa....Lol!!!
Speaking Japanese - Filipino/English to Japanese translations:
Manok - Sekken Mamaya - Sakana Joke - Biru Stereo - Akai Cook - Giza-giza Ayos - Furo oke Fingernail - Koko Laughed - Anata-wa This - Itto Small piece of cloth - Retasu Cornfield - Mais-san Hindi Masyado - Natsu Cigarette - Yoshi Ipagpaumanhin - Kamisori Is this your property? - Arimoto? Yes, this is my property.- Arikoto. Is this yours? - Sayobato? This is mine. - Sakinitu. Can I have it? - Akinato? You can have it. - Sayonato. Can we have it? - Saminato? You can have it. - Sanyonato You've grown so thin! - Kitanabutomo! We saw each other. - Kitakami. We had a big get-together. - Kitakitakami. That was *****umption. - Inakarako. We will boycott the election. - Kaminoboto. Are you a victim of discrimination? - Minamatakaba? I give up. - Sukonako. Ouch! - Haraiku! What a sad life it is. - Hainaku. Is this your car? - Otomoto? Is this my car? - Otokoto? Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto? I'll take this. - Kukuninkoto. This is my desk. - Itodesko. Speechless? - Wasabe? An ampalaya (bittermelon) - Kurukurubot What are your thoughts? - Kuru-kuromo? I am thinking. - Munimuniko. Are you playing the guitar? - Gigitaraka? Is this your underwear? - Jakeemoto? Are you annoyed already? - Iniskanabane? You're crazy!!! - Sirauromo!!!
Credits to : The Gracer Page
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bellebby10
Baby Eagle
live.laugh.love.belle.:p
Posts: 55
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Post by bellebby10 on Sept 21, 2006 19:24:12 GMT 7
tee hee. that was funny. still LMAO. haha. feel free to post jokes!
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Post by chocolateybuddy on Sept 22, 2006 17:22:39 GMT 7
More Jokes....
PALAMIG
Vendor: Hoy! Kahit ganito ako, patinda tinda ng palamig, may anak ako sa UP, ATENEO at UST!
Student: Wow!!! Anong course nila?
Wala. Patinda tinda din ng palamig.
AUGUSTINIANS
God made Lasallians.
-- too rich.
Then the UP students.
-- too brainy.
He combined both to make Atenistas.
-- too airy.
Perfection was when he combined Ateneo and UP
A breed of brainy, slightly rich, compettive yet humble individuals was born.
God named them, "AUGUSTINIANS".
KAMA
3 eng eng nagsiksikan sa maliit na kama.
ENG ENG1: Pare hindi tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa. Sa sahig na lang matulog.
bumaba naman ang isa.
ENG ENG2: Ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na uli dito!
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Post by marioncute18 on Sept 24, 2006 7:35:08 GMT 7
[glow=yellow,2,300] Chocolateybuddy nakakatawa yun ah... Augustinian ako !!![/glow]
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Post by makholetgurl on Sept 24, 2006 19:46:12 GMT 7
Praying for 10 Pesos Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.
Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."
Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".
Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin: "Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas".
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Post by makholetgurl on Sept 24, 2006 19:54:50 GMT 7
Titser at Pupil TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog? PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she? TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog. PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
additional lng pow:
bakit nde tntgalog ang NO ID, NO ENTRY sa mga gate sa labas ng paaralan?
Kasi pag tinagalog mo yan e ang kalalabasan:
WLANG ID WLANG PASOK!!!!!
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