Erap Jokes

chocolateybuddy
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Erap Jokes Sept 25, 2006 20:02:56 GMT 7

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Post by chocolateybuddy on Sept 25, 2006 20:02:56 GMT 7

Feel free to share all the erap jokes you know. Alam ko madami yan. Hahah! (peace to Erap).

Erap Joke #1:

Erap: (teaching his grandchild a song) Put your right feet in, put your left feet out...

Loi: Dad, it's foot.

Erap: Sorry. Ok, FOOT your left feet in, FOOT your left feet out!

Erap Joke #2:

Erap: Loi, last piso ko na toh. Papasa naman ng Php2.00. May kailangan lang ako itext.

Loi: (message sent Php2.00)

Erap: Tnx! Got It!

Loi: Bopols! Wag ka magreply sayang!

Erap: K.

Erap Joke #3:

Nakatakas si Erap, FVR at GMA sa mga terorista at nagtago sa loob ng mga sako sa farm.

Terrorist1: Anong nakita mo jan?

Terrorist 2: Mga sako lang!

Terrorist1: Tignan mo ang laman!

Sinipa ng terrorist ang sako., "meow" sabi ni GMA!

Terrorist2: PUSA!

Sinipa ang isa pang sako, "aw aw" sabi ni FVR!

Terrorist2: Aso!

Sinipa ang isa pang sako ngunit walang tunog kaya sinipa niya ito ng sinipa. Nasasaktan na si Erap kaya sabi nito, "PATATAS ako kaya wala akong sound, HALLER!!"

Erap Joke #4

Tindero: Sir, bili na kayo ng kurtina.

Erap: Sige bibili ako para sa computer ko.

Tindero: Bakit po sa computer?

Erap: Haler! May WINDOWS din kaya yun!

Erap Joke #5:

Erap: Pare, ang bilis ko natapos buuin ang puzzle!

Juan: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?

Erap: 5 months!

Juan: Ang tagal naman!

Erap: Engeng! Anong matagal e nakalagay nga dito, "For 3 years and up"

silverceres15
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Erap Jokes Sept 25, 2006 20:35:01 GMT 7

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Post by silverceres15 on Sept 25, 2006 20:35:01 GMT 7

haha!! may Erap jokes din ako!

Isang araw, punta si Erap sa isang Tindahan

Girl: Good Morning Sir, How may I help you?

Erap: Ah, miss pwede bang bumili ng ballpen?

Girl: Ay sorry sir, hindi po kami nagbebenta nun.

Erap: Anong klase ba namang tindahan 'to, PENSHOPPE
walang ballpen!

pwahaha!!!

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sehanine Teen Eagle neRd?! Na-aH! Posts: 157	Erap Jokes Sept 25, 2006 20:43:22 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sehanine on Sept 25, 2006 20:43:22 GMT 7 Guys baka may maoffend sa jokes ha. A little careful lang... On the lighter side, I know madaming erap jokes all over the country...pero wala ako maisip ngayon. Napost na kasi yung "sako" joke e. hehehe!
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sOsLoE Baby Eagle Love is lyk a butterfly.....hold it too tight it'll crush..hold it too loose..it'll fly.... Posts: 73	Erap Jokes Oct 21, 2006 23:03:54 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sOsLoE on Oct 21, 2006 23:03:54 GMT 7 haha..wuLa Lng..anG sYa nG eRap jowKz...hiihii
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stunnedsmashed Egg Posts: 14	Erap Jokes Nov 22, 2006 8:29:13 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stunnedsmashed on Nov 22, 2006 8:29:13 GMT 7 Comelec #1: Erap, ano ang pambansang puno natin (Narra) Comelec #1: Ito ay nagsisimula sa letter N Erap: Niyog Comelec #1: mas malakas pa diyan (Erap in his loudest voice) Erap: NIYOGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

tom Campus Newbie Posts: 7	Erap Jokes Nov 23, 2006 23:39:16 GMT 7 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tom on Nov 23, 2006 23:39:16 GMT 7 nakakatawa naman talaga ang erap jokes! hahaha!

jena cuenca: hi po allowed po ba ang gradeschool such as grade 5 sa locked in pangalawa po paano po pag kailangan makauwi ng maaga papayagan po ba pag importante in need po ako ng answers thank you klase po namin kasi nawgwowonder baka di po pede thank you po exccitedd Oct 21, 2015 18:08:44 GMT 7

Post by chocolateybuddy on Sept 25, 2006 20:02:56 GMT 7

Post by silverceres15 on Sept 25, 2006 20:35:01 GMT 7

Post by sehanine on Sept 25, 2006 20:43:22 GMT 7

Post by sOsLoE on Oct 21, 2006 23:03:54 GMT 7

Post by stunnedsmashed on Nov 22, 2006 8:29:13 GMT 7

Post by tom on Nov 23, 2006 23:39:16 GMT 7

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